Thursday, May 31, 2007

BOOK HUNTING!!!

The species of animal called Todd does not venture out of his burrow often to go book hunting but when he does it is a memorable occasion. The Todd uses quite odd yet modern methods while hunting for the tastiest book in the wild. He starts off by thinking what is on the menu to hunt for, whether it be a sporting book or a funny novel and proceeds to sneak up in front of a catalogue and uses it to its full potential. The Todd likes to write things that interest him into the subject box and waits to see what pops up. For example he might write in Aussie Rules and find out where to find books on this topic. Another technique that the Todd likes to use is by just using his sharp eyes and browsing for a delicious novel. The Todd tends to choose prey on their front covers and he listens to fellow species who recommend certain novels. He uses these methods as that is the way the rest of his pack hunts for books and because he does not know know any other techniques.

The techniques that the Todd uses are not always successful as he judges prey on it's cover. This oftens leads him to finding prey that is not tasty and boring. He also never tries any new subjects which also prevents him from finding a good feed. He persists with these techniques however, because he is a lazy species and cannot be bothered learning any new methods.

The novel that the Todd is currently feasting upon is a tasty one about Aussie Rules and how to play your position. He found this novel in the jungles of the catalogue and is enjoying reading it. The Todd would recommend this to anyone who loves footy and he would go about this by telling his pack as his friends also like footy.

2 comments:

Library Blog said...

This is very funny Todd, well done.
Miss C

MONTI said...

LMAO very FUnnY MaN....